I thought I’d document the following two stories before I forget them.
A Squirrel in Our Fireplace
Last Saturday I was on my way home from a brunch in Denver when Chris called to say he had a funny and somewhat disturbing story to tell me. Okaaaaaaay. Turns out a squirrel had fallen down our chimney! Seriously? I didn’t even know that was possible. The poor little guy was trapped at the bottom, probably terrified, and we had to figure out how to get him out.
When I got home, I called animal control. I thought for sure they could get the job done. Nope! Turns out they don’t have any special equipment. The sheriff I spoke with suggested building a barrier between the fireplace and the sliding glass door. He said the squirrel would dart right for the backyard. Chris had had the same idea, so he gathered a bunch of our leftover moving boxes and put his childhood fort-building skills to use.
When everything was set up, I stood on the coffee table and half held my breath as Chris opened the glass doors on the fireplace. At first nothing happened. Then, practically before I could blink, the squirrel bolted for the open sliding glass door and scurried across the lawn, up the fence, and into a tree. Thank goodness! I was worried it would end up in the house somewhere, but nope! So now we’ve had our first animal visitor.
A Recycling Mix-up
Our trash and recycling are picked up on Fridays, so last Thursday night I put our bins out on the curb. Friday morning the trash was collected, but the recycling got left behind. Huh. Maybe I didn’t separate things properly? We have to do paper/cardboard in one bin and glass/aluminum/plastic in another.
I finally called about it today since tomorrow is Friday again. The woman on the phone laughed. Apparently our recycling is only collected every other week! And here I had thought I had been snubbed for some sort of incorrect sorting procedure. Well, if they’re only picking up every two weeks, I may need more recycling bins because ours were full last week and now they’re overflowing!
Ah, the adventures of being a homeowner.